“Wow, an appletini that’ll really take the hair off your chest.”

“I like the taste.”

“Does it have a strong dick flavor?”

“Fuck you, I’m not the one that sleeps with men.”

“Are you calling me a fag?”

“You sleep with men!”

“Racist.”

“Cock sucker.”

“I’m here, I’m queer, buy me a beer.”

“I’ll buy you an appletini, you’ll like ‘em.”

“Does it have a strong dick flavor?”

“I’ll ask the bar keep if they make a dicktini.”

“Dicktini? I Think you might have the main ingredient for a dicktini-tiny.”

“incestual heathen.”

“Won’t mom be proud?”

“Tell me she’ll be okay.”

“This is becoming a whiskey conversation.”

“You’ve always been the strong one, but you haven’t been here. It’s a fresh hell to see her dying.”

“We’re all dying and she isn’t dying any quicker than us. She’s a strong woman, this wont stop her.”

“How come you can be so sure about It?”

“Because I’m more like her than you are.”

“Yeah, mom did like the cock.”