I hear it’s easy to smile when you’re the answer to everyone’s problems. I wouldn’t know much about that. See, I tend to be the cause of other people’s troubles. I’ve been in bar fights, taken joy rides, and screwed every mother, sister, girlfriend, best friend, cousin wife and daughter in this town. If it has two legs, tits and been in this town for more than ten days I’ve fucked it. And that makes it pretty hard not to smile.