June 2009
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I’d rather be smart and afraid than dumb and fearless. - me and my reasoning for flushing my meds.
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Best thing to say to a 10-15 year old girl who gives you a pouty face, “You’re too old and not old enough for that to work”
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Woke up wanting an Irish Coffee and a honey bun soaked in rum.
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Kids make me want to invent a time machine and learn how to give abortions.
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She makes me open triangle parenthesis and close them with ‘3s
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If you follow every rule in the book you’ll never write one.
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I have dreams about taking pictures of you.