May 2009
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She let me cum on her face and when we took a shower she had dinosaur towels.
May 29th
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Character one: Condoms break, babies have a life time warranty.
Character two: I void warranties.
May 29th
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I pushed myself into insomnia. I don’t want to sleep. I feel like those kids on Elmstreet. No, nightmares. No Freddy, just her, me being myself because there I am who I want to be. Then I wake up it all goes away. I like it too much. It’s not real and no mater how many books I read on the philosophy of the Matrix I can’t convince myself otherwise. So I don’t sleep I passout...
May 11th
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The only thing more depressing than eating a microwaveable dinner for one is eating two of them.
May 4th
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“She stayed with him to be with me.”
May 3rd
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I fell in love with a girl that wasn’t worth it. I chased her with flowers and chivalry and caught her with misogyny. The novelty of her faded and I realized she was just another thing that I could live without.
May 3rd
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She had a kid but her ass made up for it.
May 3rd
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She was destined to be a movie star since the day her parents conceived her movie hopping on a school day.
May 3rd