January 2009
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The love a person has for coffee is inversely related to how much they love Starbucks
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He was the kind of guy that couldn’t pick up girls online.
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You’d be surprised how resilient an erection is
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You say it’s not working, but it’s working for me
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I’d get an A to sleep with her.
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I told her my name so she could scream it later.
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Somewhere I stopped having moments to remember with her
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She wore clothes I wanted to fuck her in
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You’re the thought that creeps into my head and make me exhale a smile.
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She wore a Freudian Slip under her dresses every time she crossed her legs infront of me.
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I want socks so manly they have penises on them- with little hearts
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If a man’s hand doesn’t tremble as it tries to move slowly down a woman’s body- she can do better.
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She screamed my name into my neck so the neighbors wouldn’t hear
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I put my lips on the bottle until it felt like the last time I kissed you
i will murder you like your mom should have months before you were born
I love every part of you that takes a bit of me.
No one really writes any more either its too bland from fear of mockery or too wordy to show off their intellectual dick
Little drops of rain ripple in the seas of greater problems
He stole her heart...